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FATKLOK

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>> DETHKLOK TRAVELED TO THE GULF

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OF NEW GUINEA TO KRANGOR ISLAND,

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KNOWN FOR CONTAINING THE

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MAJORITY OF THE WORLD'S NUCLEAR

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WASTE.

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THE ISLANDERS THAT HAVE BEEN

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TRANSFORMED BY THE WASTE

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WELCOMED THE BAND WHO WAS THERE

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TO GIVE THIS VERY SPECIAL

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MESSAGE.

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>> WE HAVE LIBERATED YOUR ISLAND

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FROM YOU--YOUR ISLAND THAT WAS

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ONCE A NUCLEAR--NUCLEAR TESTING

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FACILITY THAT HAS IN TURN

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TRAGICALLY DISFIGURED YOU ALL

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INTO UGLY HORRIBLE-LOOKING

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MUTANTS.

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AND WE NOW DECREE YOUR ISLAND

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THE DETHKLOK HOME

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FOR WAYWARD KITTIES.

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RELEASE THE KITTIES.

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[CATS HISSING]

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>> [SCREAMING]

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>> ♪ DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK

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DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK

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DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK

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DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK

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DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK ♪

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>> ♪ DETHKLOK, DETHKLOK

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DETHKLOK, DETHKLOK ♪

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>> ♪ I'LL

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TEACH YOU

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WHO

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ROCK

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DETHKLOK!

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DETHKLOK! ♪

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>> ♪ SKWISGAAR SKWIGELF

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TALLER THAN A TREE

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TOKI WARTOOTH

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NOT A BUMBLE BEE

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WILLIAM MURDERFACE

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MURDERFACE, MURDERFACE

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PICKLES THE DRUMMER

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DOODILY DOO, DING-DONG

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DOODILY DOODILY DOO

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NATHAN EXPLOSION ♪

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[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY

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TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]

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>> IT'S THE END OF THE FISCAL

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YEAR AND DETHKLOK, AS PREDICTED,

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IS SCRAMBLING TO DONATE AS MUCH

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AS THEY CAN TO VARIOUS CHARITIES

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TO GET TAX BREAKS.

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>> WE'RE TRYING TO TRACK THEIR

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SPENDING, BUT IT'S JUST TOO

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DIFFICULT.

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THEY'VE GOTTEN SMART AND FOUND

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WAYS TO ERASE THEIR PAPER TRAIL.

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ON THE SURFACE, IT APPEARS

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THEY'RE DOING EVERYTHING BY THE

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BOOK.

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>> WHAT ELSE?

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>> THE MOST CONFUSING THING TO

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US IS THIS YOUNG MAN

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PRESENT AT DETHKLOK'S RECENT

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PUBLIC APPEARANCE.

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>> WHAT DO WE KNOW ABOUT HIM?

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>> ALL WE KNOW IS THAT HE'S BEEN

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IN AND OUT OF FOSTER HOMES FOR

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THE LAST 14 YEARS OF HIS LIFE

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AND NOW IS VERY CLOSE TO

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DETHKLOK.

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THEY CALL HIM FAT KID,

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OR FATTY.

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>> IS DETHKLOK MAKING TOO MUCH

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MONEY?

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WELL, TO SOME, THAT WOULD BE A

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RATHER COMFORTABLE PROBLEM.

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AS THE TAX SEASON DRAWS TO A

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CLOSE, THE BIGGEST BAND IN

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SHOWBIZ--

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>> WELL, THEY'RE RIGHT.

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WE DID IT AGAIN.

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WE MADE TOO MUCH MONEY.

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SO, I'M GOING TO NEED YOU GUYS

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TO PAY EXTRA SPECIAL ATTENTION

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TODAY BECAUSE WE'RE GOING TO

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HAVE TO--

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>> MY GOD.

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THESE THINGS ARE AMAZING.

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CHECK IT OUT.

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I'M AN EYE DOCTOR.

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>> CAN YOU PLEASE GIVE ME THE

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LASER POINTER?

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IT DOES NOT BELONG TO YOU.

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>> HEY, WAIT YOUR TURN.

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>> HEY, POINT THAT INTO MY EYES

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AGAIN.

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AH!

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YEAH!

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IT'S AWESOME!

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>> POINT THE LASER BEAMS AT MY

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TOO EYE.

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OH!

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COOL.

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>> DUDE, CHECK IT OUT.

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IF YOU PRESS REALLY HARD ON YOUR

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EYES, IT'S AWESOME, DUDE.

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>> OH!

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AWESOME!

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>> YEAH!

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BUT CHECKS THIS OUT.

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I CAN FORCE ALL THE BLOODS TO MY

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FACE AND GIVES MYSELF A REAL

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COOL BLOWJOB!

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THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!

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>> HE MEANS NOSE BLEED,

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NOT BLOWJOB.

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IDIOT.

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>> OK, THAT'S GREAT.

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COUPLE OF THINGS ABOUT THE

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CHARITY EVENT REAL QUICK NOW.

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FIRST, I'M SORRY.

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WHO IS THAT FAT KID?

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>> DON'T PLAY DUMB.

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YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS.

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>> I HAVE NO IDEA WHO THAT IS.

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WHO THE HELL IS THAT?

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>> UH, HELLO.

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THAT'S OUR SON.

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>> YEAH, WE ADOPTED HIM

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FOR CHARITY.

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>> I'M SORRY, HOW IS THAT FOR

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CHARITY?

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>> THAT WE ARE HIS FOSTER

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FATHERS.

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

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THAT'S FOR CHARITY...

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RIGHT?

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>> NO, NATHAN.

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THAT'S NOT DONATING MONEY TO

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ORGANIZATIONS.

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THAT'S...

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THAT DOESN'T HELP OUR TAX

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SITUATION.

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>> SERIOUSLY?!

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>> YEAH.

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CAN YOU GIVE HIM BACK?

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>> HEY, THAT'S A CRAPPY THING TO

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SAY, BUT, NO, I DON'T THINK WE

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CAN.

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WE TRIED.

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>> WELL...

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LET'S TALK ABOUT THE BIG SHOW.

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YOU GUYS ARE PERFORMING AT THE

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UNITED CELEBRITIES OF THE WORLD

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FOUNDATION WITH THE LONDON

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PHILHARMONIC.

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KIND OF A BIG DEAL.

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LONDON PHILHARMONIC, BLAH BLAH.

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THE DONATION WILL GO TO

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PHARMACEUTICAL RESEARCH.

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>> WHAT KIND OF PHARMACEUTICAL

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RESEARCH?

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>> WELL, I'M NOT SURE.

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IT DOESN'T SAY.

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>> HAVE THOSE GUYS CURED

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ANYTHING?

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>> UH...

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NO, IT SAYS HERE.

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NO.

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THEY HAVE NOT.

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SHOULDN'T THEY HAVE CURED AT

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LEAST ONE DISEASE?

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>> WELL, IT DOESN'T MATTER.

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ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW IS THAT IF

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YOU WANT TO KEEP YOUR MONEY,

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YOU DO THIS SHOW.

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>> SEE, THAT MAKES MORE

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SENSE TO US.

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SAY--JUST SAY THAT FROM NOW ON.

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>> WELL, WE'RE NOT GONNA DO IT

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UNLESS WE HAVE A BIG LASER LIGHT

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SHOW THING AT WHATEVER THAT

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THING IS YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

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GOT IT?!

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>> THAT'S FINE.

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HONESTLY, THE MORE EXPENSIVE

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THIS THING IS, THE MORE YOU CAN

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WRITE OFF.

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>> THAT'S LET'S HAVE A

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MOTHER-LASER-[BLEEP]-LIGHT SHOW

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THEN, OK?

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>> I JUST SAID IT WAS FINE.

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>> WELL, THEN LET'S STILL DO

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THAT.

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[BURP]

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[PLAYING SPEED METAL]

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[FEEDBACK]

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>> HEY.

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WE GOT A LOT OF WORK TO DO.

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CAN YOU PLEASE CONTAIN YOUR SON?

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>> OH, MY SON!

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HE'S YOUR SON, TOO!

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>> THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

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HE GOTS NO REGAMBLENCE TO ME.

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>> HE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO,

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DOUCHE BAG.

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HE'S ADOPTED!

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[CRASH]

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>> I THOUGHT WE AGREED TO NEVER

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TELL HIM HE'S ADOPSTED.

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>> DUDES, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG

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WITH THIS GUY?

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HE CAN'T STAND STILL.

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>> MAYBE HE GOTS TO GO OUTSIDE

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AND GOES TO THE

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B-A-S-T-H-R-O-H-M-N-S-E.

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>> HEY, FATTY DING DONG,

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YOU WANT TO TAKE IT EASY ON THE

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HORSING AROUND?!

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YOUR DADDIES GOTTA REHEARSE FOR

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A CHARITY EVENT.

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DO YOU KNOW WHAT A CHARITY

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EVENT IS?

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[GRUNTS]

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OH, DAMN IT!

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GET THAT FAT LITTLE SON OF A

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BITCH!

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[CRASH]

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>> [SQUEALS]

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>> DON'T KILL HIM!

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LEAVE HIM ALONE!

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HE'S MY SON!

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>> I'M NOT, YOU IDIOT!

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I'M USING HUG THERAPY.

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I READ SOMEWHERE IT'S SUPPOSED

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TO CALM 'EM DOWN.

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[GRUNTS]

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OH, DEAR SWEET LORD.

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I THINK HE JUST USED THE

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RESTROOM IN HIS SHORTS.

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I GUESS HE DID HAVE TO GO

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OUTSIDE.

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>> NO, FATTY.

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NO GOING TO THE BATHROOM INSIDE!

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ONLY OUTSIDE!

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UGH.

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THERE'S GOTTA BE A BETTER WAY TO

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CALM HIM DOWN.

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[DOGS BARKING]

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>> THIS IS RATHER UNORTHODOX,

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I SHOULD TELL YOU.

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>> YEAH, BUT YOU SEE, WHEN I WAS

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A KID, WE HAD THIS DOG.

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HE WAS A REAL RASCALLY GOOFBALL.

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AND, WELL, YOU KNOW, WE NEUTERED

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HIM.

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SO, THAT SEEMED TO DO THE TRICK.

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SO, YOU KNOW, WHAT DO YOU DO?

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>> YOU MAY NOT HAVE TO ACTUALLY

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NEUTER HIM.

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MAYBE IT'S HIS DIET.

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WHAT ARE YOU FEEDING HIM?

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>> HANKBOIRGERS, YOU KNOW.

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POPSICLE, YOU KNOW.

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REGULAR STUFF.

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CHOCOLATE.

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YOU KNOW, HE LOVES CHOCOLATE.

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LOTS OF--OH, HE HAS CHOCOLATE

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BUNNY RABBITS.

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HA HA.

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HE EATS OFF THE EARS FIRST, YOU

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KNOW.

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>> WELL, IF YOU GAVE HIM

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SOMETHING WITH A LITTLE LESS

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SUGAR, MAYBE HE'D CALM DOWN.

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>> OH, BUT HE LOVES EATING THAT

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CRAP.

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WHAT ARE WE--WE CAN'T JUST TAKE

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THAT AWAY FROM HIM.

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WHAT, ARE WE NAZIS?

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JUST, YOU KNOW, NEUTER HIM.

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>> YOU KNOW, OK, FINE.

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FINE.

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NO, IT'S FINE.

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ALL RIGHT, I'LL DO IT.

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FINE.

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>> GREAT.

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THANK--THANK YOU, DOCTOR.

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>> HEY, GOOFBALL,

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LOOK WHO'S ALL NEUTERED.

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YOU ARE!

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YEAH, YOU'RE NEUTERED, HUH,

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GOOFBALL.

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YEAH.

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WHO'S A NEUTERED GUY?!

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>> HE'S SCRAMBLING AWAY.

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GET HIM!

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>> [SNORTS]

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>> [SCREAMING]

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MAMA MIA!

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[BIRDS CAWING]

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YOU KNOW, I'M STARTING TO GET

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SICK OF THIS FATHERHOODS THING.

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AND WHY ARE WE THE ONES THAT

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ALWAYS GET STUCK FEEDING HIS FAT

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ASS?

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I THINK THEY RACIST OR

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SOMETHING.

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>> WELL, IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE

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EASY, TOKI.

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EAT YOUR FOOD, FATTY DING DONG,

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BECAUSE DADDY'S GOING TO TAKE

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YOU TO THE CHARITY SHOW TO SEES

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DADDYS PLAY.

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HE'S NOT LISTENING.

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I DON'T KNOW, TOKI.

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FATHERHOOD IS A STRANGE BIRD.

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SO MUCH RESPONSIBILITY

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AND WHAT ARE THE REWARDS, HUH?

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>> I SUPPOSE I FEEL A SENSE OF

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PRIDE KNOWING I HELP RAISE HIM.

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SO, THERE'S THAT.

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HERE'S A BUCKET OF HANKBOIRGERS

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AND A COUPLE OF BIG GULPS AND

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CRAP, YOU FAT TITS!

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>> [SNORTING]

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>> TRY NOT TO CHOKE,

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YOU FAT TUB OF [BLEEP].

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WE LOVES YOU.

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>> THE BIGGEST CHARITY EVENT

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THUS FAR IN THE HISTORY OF THE

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WORLD--THE UNITED CELEBRITIES

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FOUNDATION EVENT STARING

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DETHKLOK WITH SPECIAL GUEST THE

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LONDON PHILHARMONIC.

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EXPERTS SAY THAT THEY WILL RAISE

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AN ESTIMATED $20 MILLION FROM

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THIS NIGHT ALONE.

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>> THAT'S A FUN LASER BEAM,

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HUH, PAL?!

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>> [CHEERING]

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[ORCHESTRA PLAYING]

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[KLAXON RINGING]

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>> ♪ I WANT TO KEEP MY MONEY

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AND GIVE AWAY ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

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TO THE GOVERNMENT

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WHO REGULATES MY SPENDING

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AND OBLITERATES DEPENDING ON

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WHAT TIME OF THE YEAR

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BRUTALITY IS NEAR

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IN THE FORM OF INCOME TAX ♪

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>> [SCREAMING]

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>> WELL, FATTY,

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THATS WAS NOT GREAT BACK THERE

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HOW YOU KILLED AN ENTIRE

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ORCHESTRA.

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>> LOOKS COOL, BUT IT DOES NOT

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REFLECTS ON US VERY WELL.

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FATTY DING DONGS, WE'S WOULD

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LIKES TO HAVE A WORD WITH YOU,

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FATHERS TO SON.

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>> NOW, WE KNOW IT'S TOTALLY

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YOUR FAULT THAT THE LONDON

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PHILHARMONIC WAS SLICED IN HALF

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BY A LASER BEAM.

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AND WE KNOW THAT YOU'RE SORRY.

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WE KNOW THAT.

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BUT I GUESS...

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HMM.

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I GUESS WE'D KIND OF HOPED THAT

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YOU'D USE BETTER JUDGMENT, YOU

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KNOW.

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YOU KNOW, AND AS YOUR FATHERS,

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WE LIKE TO...

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>> OH, HE AT MY [BLEEP]

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SHOES, THE LITTLE BASTARD!

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HE ATE MY CIVIL WAR SHOES!

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THEY ARE [BLEEP] IRREPLACEABLE

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CIVIL WAR SHOES,

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YOU FAT SON OF A BITCH!

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>> GUYS, I KNOW HE'S OUR SON,

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BUT WE CAN'T KEEP DOING THIS.

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>> I THINK I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE

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ALL TRYING TO SAY.

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I UM...

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I THINK WE HAVE TO BUILD A SPACE

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HELICOPTER.

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>> UH, WELL, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

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BUT I THINK I MAY HAVE A BETTER

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IDEA.

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>> LOOK.

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THERE HE GOES.

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HE IS FREE FINALLY.

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>> THAT FAT BEAUTIFUL SONS OF A

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BITCH WILL BE BETTER OFF THERE.

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[CAT HISSING, SCREECHING]

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>> OH, HE'LL BE FINE.

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HE'S FAT.

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♪ I WANT TO KEEP MY MONEY

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AND GIVE AWAY ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

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TO THE GOVERNMENT

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WHO REGULATES MY SPENDING

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AND OBLITERATES DEPENDING ON

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WHAT TIME OF THE YEAR

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BRUTALITY IS NEAR

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IN THE FORM OF INCOME TAX

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I'D RATHER TAKE

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A [BLEEP] AX

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TO MY FACE

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BLOW UP THIS PLACE

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WITH YOU ALL IN IT

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I'D DO IT IN A MINUTE

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IF I COULD WRITE OFF YOUR MURDER

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I'D SAVE ALL OF MY RECEIPTS ♪

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>> CHIRP.

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TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]

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